Random Funnies Thread

[Jimmy]

[bluenose]

"Mainus is bleeding all over Chaves' chest"

[LiverDance]

[Jimmy]

[Jimmy]

Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China

http://laughingsquid.com/dogs-wearing-p ... -in-china/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

[Araxi]

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/0 ... te-microbe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LiverDance]

Worst Tap Takeover ever! April Fools Joke at a bar in Atlanta

[LeafMan66_67]

There's that language problem again!

[Jimmy]

Sounds delicious

[GAM]

What are Shelly and Becky having for supper?

Sandy

[Tony L]

This one is pretty good for a laugh also.

[Keggermeister]

[Jimmy]

[Jimmy]

You need to watch both of these..

This one first



Then this one

[Araxi]

LOL, shit beer.

[Tony L]

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played Amazing Grace, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothing like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

[dean2k]

Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster - Parks and Recreation

[GAM]

Halifax City Counsel.

Sandy

[LiverDance]

I think this flick has some merit

[LiverDance]

Shit Beer Geeks say:

http://vimeo.com/64558227" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

not sure how to embed a non youtube vid

[GAM]

I can smell the contract

[sleepyjamie]

what happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-hap ... o-be-a-dru" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[jeffsmith]

[TimG]