So last night was our annual staff Christmas party downtown. Slip up to the bar for a beer and find the only thing available is macro. So I order a Quidi Vidi 1892 ale and she charges me $6.50 for it. I nearly shit my pants. $6.50 for a fucking QV. She said it was imported. Im fucking ported my ass. The brewery is only 3 to 4 miles from the bar.