Me: Hey look, a 5.1 cubic foot freezer for $229 and don't pay for 16 months!
Wife: What do we need another freezer for?
Me: For hops! And berries and other overflow from the garden.
Wife: But we already have a second freezer and your hops are in that...
Me: Yes, but that's getting turned into a kegerator, you know that.
Father-in-Law: Why don't you just take mine. I bought it at a yard sale for $75 - you can have it for $50.
Me: Well, OK
Sweet! I guess I'd better start another batch of wine for the MIL.
