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I like threads like this 
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At Alexander Keith's we follow the recipes first developed by the great brewmaster to the absolute letter. 
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The Oatmeal's SOPA protest...
I can't get an animated GIF to work right, so click on it yourself...
http://theoatmeal.com/sopa
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/sopa_results
I can't get an animated GIF to work right, so click on it yourself...
http://theoatmeal.com/sopa
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/sopa_results
Andy
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs." - Homer J. Simpson
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs." - Homer J. Simpson
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akr71 wrote:The Oatmeal's SOPA protest...
I can't get an animated GIF to work right, so click on it yourself...
http://theoatmeal.com/sopa
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/sopa_results
AwesomeAnd as a comic artist, yesterday was one of the most exciting days of my career. I got to put Oprah on a jet ski and make a small difference in the world. I'm so excited about all this I might just go shampoo my toe hair.
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Andy
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs." - Homer J. Simpson
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs." - Homer J. Simpson
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Re: Random Funnies Thread
Apparently you & I both have too much time on our hands, Nick.
Admit it: you wrote the advice column yourself!
Too bad about Sara and Austin - they seem made for each other...
Admit it: you wrote the advice column yourself!
Too bad about Sara and Austin - they seem made for each other...
Currently on tap: Nothing!
In keg: Still nothing.
In Primary: Doggone American Rye Pale Ale
In keg: Still nothing.
In Primary: Doggone American Rye Pale Ale
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Re: Random Funnies Thread
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of Beer. It's Beer that does all that shit.
Never mind.
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of Beer. It's Beer that does all that shit.
Never mind.
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Re: Random Funnies Thread
HOLY SOAP!
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when
he sees three nuns heading his way..
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Holy Mary, Mother of God,
HAND LOTION TOO!
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when
he sees three nuns heading his way..
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Holy Mary, Mother of God,
HAND LOTION TOO!
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Re: Random Funnies Thread
From Saturday night
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Re: Random Funnies Thread
I saw this in the comments section of a yahoo article about physics. It made me laugh, but then again I'm kind of a geek. 
A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest says, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave. Your kind is not welcome here."
The Higgs boson replies, "But, how can you possibly have mass without me?"
A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest says, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave. Your kind is not welcome here."
The Higgs boson replies, "But, how can you possibly have mass without me?"
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Tim Gregory wrote:I saw this in the comments section of a yahoo article about physics. It made me laugh, but then again I'm kind of a geek.
A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest says, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave. Your kind is not welcome here."
The Higgs boson replies, "But, how can you possibly have mass without me?"
The nerd-rodery in this makes me laugh
Jump to 13:10 for the best bit, but all 7 parts are worth watching.
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