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Post by **mr x** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:07 pm

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Spanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism

A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism.

Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.

The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year.

Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.

"As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.

"But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism."

It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain.

GAM · Post by **GAM** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:23 pm

That was a short story.

Sandy

mikeorr · Post by **mikeorr** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:35 pm

Hmm, I think I'd buy one of these... lol

Keith · Post by **Keith** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:38 pm

I'd buy one too.

Post by **Jimmy** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:40 pm

Keith · Post by **Keith** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:41 pm

Replace the keg with the brewnosers logo

RossBee · Post by **RossBee** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:16 pm

Just came a cross this, too funny.

"The European Union (EU) has granted a permit to an Austrian brewery to officially name their beer: Fucking Hell.
> It's a fully legitimate permit.
> "Hell" in German means "Light" and the beer is produced in the Austrian town of Fucking.
>
> A MUST destination in Europe
>
>> I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's TRUE!!!
>
>
> More tidbits and it get�s even funnier! .... Pronounced; 'fooking'. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name was? Focko."

mikeorr · Post by **mikeorr** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:56 pm

the-mailman · Post by **the-mailman** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:59 pm

Cute, but I don't agree that brewing is a waste of time. Going to the liquor store for beer is a waste of time.

Post by **mr x** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:53 pm

Air traffic timelapse: untangling Britain's plane-filled skies

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... skies.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Crazy.

Post by **mr x** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 10:07 pm

Jose Canseco composes his eBay ad for his shot-off middle finger on Twitter and it is brilliant

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ear ... brilliant/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **mr x** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:56 am

The best optical illusions to bend your eyes and blow your mind – in pictures

http://www.theguardian.com/childrens-bo ... ye-benders" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

dean2k · Post by **dean2k** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:14 pm

Post by **mr x** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:34 pm

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/b ... 2014-11-22" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Winnie the Pooh is a hermaphrodite lmfao

Post by **mr x** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:32 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/ ... -car-video" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Crazy

Post by **mr x** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:13 pm

Ass Hunters

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Lond ... ver-played" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

RossBee · Post by **RossBee** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:27 pm

http://videos2view.net/stronger-beer.ht ... s.facebook" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **mr x** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:13 pm

Post by **mr x** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:05 pm

Amazon glitch leads to rush over 1p 'bargains'
Businesses fear they could go bankrupt after a software error led to items being sold for a fraction of their worth on Amazon

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A software error led to hundreds of items being sold for just 1p on Amazon, and now businesses say they risk going bankrupt if they are forced to follow through with the sales.

The glitch occurred between 7pm and 8pm on Friday, and affected firms that use the tool RepricerExpress.

The RepricerExpress software automatically reprices items of stock if a cheaper version becomes available elsewhere online and is designed to keep businesses competitive.

But a computer error led to hundreds of items being sold on Amazon at a fraction of their normal price.

Headphones, mattresses, coats and home furnishings were all sold for less.

One of the sellers affected, Judith Blackford of Kiddymania, told Sky News she lost £20,000 overnight and could be forced out of business as result of the error.

“I started using RepricerExpress a few months ago. Through an error in their programme they listed my stock on Amazon at 1p per item including delivery.

"I have lost about £20,000 overnight. Having asked Amazon to cancel the orders they are still sending them out and charging me horrendous fees.

"Surely someone has to be accountable for this. I will be bankrupt at this rate by the end of January."

The glitch happened on one of the busiest trading weekends of the year for sellers, in the run-up to Christmas.

Some shoppers were quick to take advantage of the error.

In a statement on RepricerExpress's website, CEO Brendan Doherty said a software manlfunction caused incorrect pricing to be sent to Amazon.

He said: "I am truly sorry for the distress this has caused our customers. We have received communication that Amazon will not penalise sellers for this error.

"We are continuing to work to identify how this problem occurred and to put measures in place to ensure that it does not happen again.”

A spokesman for Amazon told Sky News: 'We are aware that a number of Marketplace sellers listed incorrect prices for a short period of time as a result of the third party software they use to price their items on Amazon.co.uk.

"We responded quickly and were able to cancel the vast majority of orders placed on these affected items immediately and no costs or fees will be incurred by sellers for these cancelled orders.

"We are now reviewing the small number of orders that were processed and will be reaching out to any affected sellers directly."

canuck · Post by **canuck** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:16 pm

Baaaaaaahhhh.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Keith · Post by **Keith** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:42 pm

He apparently misunderstood the term stuffing the turkey.

canuck · Post by **canuck** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:10 pm

Beer dominoes anyone??

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canuck · Post by **canuck** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:15 pm

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-an ... ova-scotia" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **mr x** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:44 pm

Metazz: when metal meets jazz

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign ... meets-jazz" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

bluenose · Post by **bluenose** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:25 pm

Canadian versus American Beer
Not scientific, and I think they deck was stacked for the American beers, but worth a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrrMcSNa2Q

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