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akr71 · Post by **akr71** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:54 pm

bluenose wrote:
derek wrote:
Jimmy wrote:...seagulls on laxatives...

Funny - but how on earth do you actually find these things? Personally, I wouldn't plug "seagull" and "laxative" into the same Google query!
no doubt...

I wasn't laughing when I saw the baby, but still funny

Well, as a parent, I have been pooped on enough when my kids were babies, so I busted a gut.

Tony L · Post by **Tony L** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:24 pm

Now the Olympics are over....

TOP NINE BLOOPERS MADE BY NBC COMMENTATORS IN SUMMER OLYMPICS:

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said?

vgoreham · Post by **vgoreham** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:39 pm

Uhhh.. I call shenanigans. Softball isn't an Olympic sport anymore.

Tony L · Post by **Tony L** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:07 pm

vgoreham wrote:Uhhh.. I call shenanigans. Softball isn't an Olympic sport anymore.

Ha ha, pretty good. That's what I get posting things I get from my E-mail.

JohnnyMac · Post by **JohnnyMac** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am

This is pretty funny........Chalmers, is that you?

http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/world-a ... -0027516-1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **chalmers** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:05 am

Ha! Haven't been to that airport... yet... I'll report back after I go on Mr. Toad's Drunken Wild RIde

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:24 pm

derek · Post by **derek** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:27 pm

Dirt Chicken wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyZwDcLGknU

Shit never gets old...

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:27 am

Gotta love tacos!

TimG · Post by **TimG** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:45 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIRBxRls ... ature=plcp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ha

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:10 pm

TimG wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIRBxRls ... ature=plcp

Ha

" Chickpea salad. Nom nom nom. I am happy.
I am happy.
I am happy."

funny and true

Graham.C · Post by **Graham.C** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:08 pm

TimG wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIRBxRls ... ature=plcp

Ha

MMHoposaurus · Post by **MMHoposaurus** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:26 pm

Warning: Incoming Nerd Humor Detected

Also

should be :frogsiren:. I am a ~Forum Culture Warrior~ and we are going to have to have a talk about smilies some time. :colbert:

edit: We don't ever have :colbert: on here‽‽ Should look like:

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:06 pm

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:07 pm

MMHoposaurus · Post by **MMHoposaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:39 am

Dirt Chicken wrote: I already posted this crap a page or so ago, its all one episode where someone puts acid into the apple juice the crew of next generation star trek ingests, its better as a complete video - as confusing as it is you nerd!

Why does this board have two silly off-topic threads like this? I checked every post on this thread before I posted. :negative:

*sigh* This board doesn't have that either. Should look like:

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:50 am

MMHoposaurus wrote:
Dirt Chicken wrote: I already posted this crap a page or so ago, its all one episode where someone puts acid into the apple juice the crew of next generation star trek ingests, its better as a complete video - as confusing as it is you nerd!
Why does this board have two silly off-topic threads like this? I checked every post on this thread before I posted. :negative:

*sigh* This board doesn't have that either. Should look like:

Oh Snap!! looks like my post was deleted, thing is i posted the whole skit a week or so ago and I can't find it anymore but anyway!! It's comedy(weak comedy), it shouldn't be taken for granted! !!

MMHoposaurus · Post by **MMHoposaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:58 am

Dirt Chicken wrote:Oh Snap!! looks like my post was deleted, thing is i posted the whole skit a week or so ago and I can't find it anymore but anyway!! It's comedy(weak comedy), it shouldn't be taken for granted! !!

You posted it about 2 weeks ago but in the other thread not this one. Looks like I just beat you at Internets :smug:

Really? We don't even have

(:smug:) here? This forum is like Internet Ethiopia or something.

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:04 am

MMHoposaurus · Post by **MMHoposaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:33 am

Dirt Chicken wrote:Oh shit, but it is random crap from the internet.. snap!! you just reposted some fragments in another thread, beat you too it !!
Though you are right, both places are home to this crap for the mind.

Sorry, my inner Internet Uber-Nerd Pedant just can't let this go uncorrected. What you posted is a compilation that some random dude did with DJO's work. The two videos I posted were originals, in their entirety. It is a bit confusing because the dates from the ones I uploaded are from this year, looks like they had to re-upload them for some reason but they were both originally uploaded to that channel back in '08 or '09. I suspect they were re-uploaded because they were originally uploaded before youtube supported 480p. [/super-nerd-pedant-mode]

edit: Also, I have to ask, are you contractually obligated (or something) to put a smiley in every post?

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:41 am

Dirt Chicken · Post by **Dirt Chicken** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:02 am

MMHoposaurus wrote:
Dirt Chicken wrote:Oh shit, but it is random crap from the internet.. snap!! you just reposted some fragments in another thread, beat you too it !!
Though you are right, both places are home to this crap for the mind.
Sorry, my inner Internet Uber-Nerd Pedant just can't let this go uncorrected. What you posted is a compilation that some random dude did with DJO's work. The two videos I posted were originals, in their entirety. It is a bit confusing because the dates from the ones I uploaded are from this year, looks like they had to re-upload them for some reason but they were both originally uploaded to that channel back in '08 or '09. I suspect they were re-uploaded because they were originally uploaded before youtube supported 480p. [/super-nerd-pedant-mode]

edit: Also, I have to ask, are you contractually obligated (or something) to put a smiley in every post?

Btw, sorry to mention: there is nothing wrong with smiling once and a while you know..

MMHoposaurus · Post by **MMHoposaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:22 am

Dirt Chicken wrote:Btw, sorry to mention: there is nothing wrong with smiling once and a while you know..

You didn't have a single smiley in that post . . . other than the one you quoted, close enough! I declare cultural victory.

Actually I was just teasing. Mostly. It does get a little annoying after a while, but I used a lot too earlier. Generally ~elitist boards~ would consider a thread like this, if not the whole section, a shitposting OK zone and as such one would expect more than the average number of smileys.

CorneliusAlphonse · Post by **CorneliusAlphonse** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:47 am

man.... sometimes i dont get the internet

Graham.C · Post by **Graham.C** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:35 am

CorneliusAlphonse wrote:man.... sometimes i dont get the internet

What we are on the internet? I thought this was just a place to drink beer.

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