A thread for random crap on the internet

[LiverDance]

Dude! I'm trying to drink a beer

[mr x]

hahahaha, you could invite her over and rest it on her ass....

[akr71]

sweet jebus - I can't un-see that

[mr x]

Giant snails.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/15/us/florid ... ?hpt=hp_c3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[GAM]

Giant snails.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/15/us/florid ... ?hpt=hp_c3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I get slugs that could eat that for breakfast.

Sandy

[Dirt Chicken]

faaak man!! Now I need to go bleach out my eyeballs.

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[LeafMan66_67]

[quote="GAM]
I get slugs that could eat that for breakfast.

Sandy[/quote]

Yes, I'll have to dig out my slug pictures.

[mr x]

Serra Pelada goldmine, Brazil by Sebastiao Salgado in 1986.

[sleepyjamie]

Dash cams in Russia

http://m.collegehumor.com/article/68833 ... -in-russia" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

Man dies after neighbor shoves foot up his rectum while fighting over girl
http://www.yourjewishnews.com/2013/04/w6897.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

By: Eva Fett

(Scroll down for video) In a fit of rage, a man viciously killed his neighbor by shoving his foot up the man’s rectum.

A fight over a girlfriend ended in tragedy for one Russian man who was killed by his good friend.

Vladimir Krasnov, 28, from Nizhny Novgorod, Russia, was arrested after he allegedly killed his neighbor, who is the brother of his close friend, in a fight while he was drunk.

The two had argued over a girl. Krasnov believed that his 48-year-old neighbor Sergei was sleeping with his girlfriend according to a comment below the video uploaded to youtube.

“The man seems to genuinely regret what he did, but it is too late. Sometimes, when people are drunk they do things that they regret later but it cannot be taken back. His neighbor is dead and he is in jail. Two lives were destroyed over a girl,” Vadim Alistratov, 25, from Russia told YourJewishNews.com after seeing the video.

Krasnov attacked his friend Sergei, kicking him hard in the rectum causing Sergei to lose a lot of blood. Sergei died of internal bleeding, according to Russian media reports.

“He was drunk, what else could I say, he regarded Sergei as his brother, since he was a good friend with Sergei’s younger brother,” Krasnov’s girlfriend said in an interview.
“As far as I with him, I just said hello and bye,” she said when asked if she was cheating on her boyfriend with her neighbor.

Krasnov, who in an interview from jail seemed to blame alcohol for his act, faces up to 15 years in prison for murder, if convicted.

[Dirt Chicken]

Man dies after neighbor shoves foot up his rectum while fighting over girl
http://www.yourjewishnews.com/2013/04/w6897.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

By: Eva Fett

(Scroll down for video) In a fit of rage, a man viciously killed his neighbor by shoving his foot up the man’s rectum.

A fight over a girlfriend ended in tragedy for one Russian man who was killed by his good friend.

Vladimir Krasnov, 28, from Nizhny Novgorod, Russia, was arrested after he allegedly killed his neighbor, who is the brother of his close friend, in a fight while he was drunk.

The two had argued over a girl. Krasnov believed that his 48-year-old neighbor Sergei was sleeping with his girlfriend according to a comment below the video uploaded to youtube.

“The man seems to genuinely regret what he did, but it is too late. Sometimes, when people are drunk they do things that they regret later but it cannot be taken back. His neighbor is dead and he is in jail. Two lives were destroyed over a girl,” Vadim Alistratov, 25, from Russia told YourJewishNews.com after seeing the video.

Krasnov attacked his friend Sergei, kicking him hard in the rectum causing Sergei to lose a lot of blood. Sergei died of internal bleeding, according to Russian media reports.

“He was drunk, what else could I say, he regarded Sergei as his brother, since he was a good friend with Sergei’s younger brother,” Krasnov’s girlfriend said in an interview.
“As far as I with him, I just said hello and bye,” she said when asked if she was cheating on her boyfriend with her neighbor.

Krasnov, who in an interview from jail seemed to blame alcohol for his act, faces up to 15 years in prison for murder, if convicted.

shitty deal

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[mr x]

Brazilian man miraculously survives shooting self in eye while cleaning speargun
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/m ... -1.1321964" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

Black Sabbath helps plants to grow but Sir Cliff Richard 'kills them'
Playing a constant diet of heavy metal music helps plants to bloom, it appears, but beware the crooning of Sir Cliff Richard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/10 ... -them.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

For one of Britain's leading gardeners has said playing a catalogue of Sir Cliff's greatest hits to plants could in fact kill them off.

Chris Beardshaw, from Gardeners’ Question Time, claimed different genres of music would encourage plants to grow at different rates, with songs by Black Sabbath helping them to bloom.

But, in an experiment conducted by his horticultural students, plants played the collected works of Sir Cliff “all died”.

The experiment, where alstroemerias were treated to four different styles of music, found that plants surrounded by classical scores grew slightly shorter than those in silence, but were “slightly more floriferous and there was slightly less pest and disease”.

Beardshaw, who also appears on Gardeners’ World, added explosing others to Sir Cliff Richard had been a total disaster, killing off all plants involved.

"We set up four glasshouses with different sorts of music in to see what happened to the plants,” he will tell listeners of Gardeners’ Question Time this afternoon.

"We had one that was silent - that was a control house - and we had one that was played classical music, we had one that was played Cliff Richard and we had one that was played Black Sabbath.

"It was alstroemerias we were growing and we bombarded these glasshouses with sound for the life of the plant."

“The one that was grown as a control house grew really well as you'd expect.

"The one that was grown with classical music - a soft, almost a caressing of the plant when it is hit with that sort of soundwave - those grew slightly shorter because of the soundwaves bombarding them and were slightly more floriferous and there was slightly less pest and disease.

"And the ones with Black Sabbath - great big, thumping noise, rowdy music - they were the shortest, but they had the best flowers and the best resistance to pest and disease."

He added: "The alstroemerias in the Cliff Richard house all died. Sabotage was suspected but we couldn't prove it."

[mr x]

[mr x]

An interesting case in England, apparently 'binding on the whole world'.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... ities.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[derek]

An interesting case in England, apparently 'binding on the whole world'.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... ities.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Well, not "binding" - but you can be charged and fined in a British court. It's probably only going to matter if you ever want to enter any country in the EU.

[NASH]

[LeafMan66_67]

Awesome!

[mr x]

Goth festival in Whitby, England.
http://www.thestar.com/photos/2013/04/2 ... gland.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[sleepyjamie]

St. John's professional wing man

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundl ... n-429.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

http://www.thestar.com/photos/2013/04/2 ... il_29.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

More from my odd fascination with trashing Detroit - circling the drain.

Michigan takes over Detroit in ‘Olympics of restructuring’
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/wor ... le9811655/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The trashing continues, lol.

A three-storey mound of Canada’s oil waste grows in Detroit

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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-o ... e12012948/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

Mr. Toe meets a .45 - you know you gotta look....

http://www.can-amtalk.com/forums/topic/ ... 5-caliber/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bluenose]

It looks angry

[chalmers]

A three-storey mound of Canada’s oil waste grows in Detroit

[/b]
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-o ... e12012948/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Good news, part of that pile is being burnt in NS!

http://thechronicleherald.ca/canada/113 ... om-detroit" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;