A thread for random crap on the internet

[mr x]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19 ... r-car-101/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It doesn’t matter how small parking space is, if there’s will – and quite a bit of determination – it’s possible to park the car almost anywhere… as the 13-year-old driver of this car learned.

It all started out of boredom – the teenage girl was left in the car to listen to music, while her grandmother went to shop at Bed, Bath & Beyond at The Lakes Mall in Muskegon County’s Fruitport Township, Michigan. At some point, the girl decided to drive the car. Before executing this spectacular parking job, she drove the car to a tree, struck a utility pole and hit at least two other vehicles.

[sleepyjamie]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/new" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;




http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/beer-tap-arcade-machine" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[NASH]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19 ... r-car-101/

It doesn’t matter how small parking space is, if there’s will – and quite a bit of determination – it’s possible to park the car almost anywhere… as the 13-year-old driver of this car learned.

It all started out of boredom – the teenage girl was left in the car to listen to music, while her grandmother went to shop at Bed, Bath & Beyond at The Lakes Mall in Muskegon County’s Fruitport Township, Michigan. At some point, the girl decided to drive the car. Before executing this spectacular parking job, she drove the car to a tree, struck a utility pole and hit at least two other vehicles.

[mr x]

Wanted: Coffee corporal. Duties mainly making coffee. $53,712 to $68,784 a year.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19 ... 84-a-year/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[dean2k]

I like Newcastle and honesty.

[benwedge]

Rich kids of Instagram

[GAM]

Rich kids of Instagram

These guys are gona give douch's a bad name.

Sandy

[mr x]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/20 ... lice-fear/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[derek]

I like Newcastle and honesty.

Gotta admit a lifelong appreciation for the Broon...

[mr x]

Worker set fire on U.S. nuclear submarine because he wanted to go home early

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/23 ... documents/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

...he said he wanted to leave early after a text conversation with his ex-girlfriend.

...causing $400 million in damage

[jeffsmith]

He definitely won't have to go back to work any time soon!

[NASH]

He definitely won't have to go back to work any time soon!

My kinda guy!

[erslar00]

He definitely won't have to go back to work any time soon!

My kinda guy!

We've all thought of doing that at one point or another...

Wow!! I want to go home early.. and take a few million people with me...

They do say your ex can drive you crazy...

[mr x]

A fine encyclopedia of ancient torture devices.

http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/index.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

For example, the breast ripper.

The claws were used, either cold or heated, on a female's exposed breasts - rendering them into bloody pulps.

A variation was called the Spider. This consisted of clawed bars which protruded from the wall. A woman was pulled alongside the bars until her breasts were torn away.

How about the Spanish Tickler.

[mr x]

Honey leaking from ceiling leads to discovery of 80,000 bees inside Ontario home

Never mind a house of horrors, this was a house of honey.

A homeowner in southern Ontario says she knew she had a “sweet mess” on her hands when a crack in the ceiling started oozing honey.

Loretta Yates soon discovered the 1 1/2-storey house she shares with her husband and 22-month-old son was also home to about 80,000 bees nesting in the first-floor ceiling.

She says her insurance company wouldn’t cover the damage to her house in Varney, just outside Mount Forest, and a pest control company couldn’t promise to get the bugs out for good.

That’s when she called beekeeper David Schuit, who took down the ceiling and scraped the honeycomb loose, catching at least one queen bee and recovering more than 100 kilograms of honey.

Mr. Schuit says there was so much dripping down in the kitchen, a light bulb blew because it was half-full of honey.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nat ... le4450275/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[vgoreham]

More divers here:
http://thefw.com/olympic-diving-funny-faces/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Stusbrews]

Thats strange....the british diet usually gives me the trots rather than constipation......

[mr x]

Daredevil Felix Baumgartner hits 862 km/h in second test for sound-barrier-breaking free-fall attemp
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/26 ... l-attempt/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[mr x]

[mr x]

I can't remember who I was talking to about washer toss lately, but....

[GillettBreweryCnslt]

The best part is the two guys behind the camera looking for the joint... "That's not he joint!"

[bluenose]

even mama bear gets a few whacks in before picking up the baseball bat

[derek]

Thats strange....the british diet usually gives me the trots rather than constipation......

You just haven't spent enough time there. The first few days, even weeks, it's the trots. After a few weeks of getting only boiled vegetables, terminal constipation is a serious risk.

[bluenose]

Thats strange....the british diet usually gives me the trots rather than constipation......

You just haven't spent enough time there. The first few days, even weeks, it's the trots. After a few weeks of getting only boiled vegetables, terminal constipation is a serious risk.

I loves me some boiled dinner

[derek]

Thats strange....the british diet usually gives me the trots rather than constipation......

You just haven't spent enough time there. The first few days, even weeks, it's the trots. After a few weeks of getting only boiled vegetables, terminal constipation is a serious risk.

I loves me some boiled dinner

Ugh. The worst part of moving to Nova Scotia - finding the neighbours don't cook any better than my mother did...