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[Keggermeister]

[dean2k]

[PEIBeerGuy]

[mr x]

[Jimmy]

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[Keggermeister]

[Keggermeister]

[mr x]

hahahahaa, lmfao

[Jimmy]

[Jimmy]

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[GAM]

My Last Irish Pub story....

I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland ?"
That's the last thing I remember...

[derek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdtUrny2SKo

Another cross-over from the Dumbass People thread...

[Keggermeister]

[Becky]

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[akr71]

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[dean2k]

Just put this on in the background and enjoy....

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[LeafMan66_67]

Another use for model rockets

http://youtu.be/BPhRiaNW4UQ

[Jimmy]

[derek]

...seagulls on laxatives...

Funny - but how on earth do you actually find these things? Personally, I wouldn't plug "seagull" and "laxative" into the same Google query!

[Jimmy]

...seagulls on laxatives...

Funny - but how on earth do you actually find these things? Personally, I wouldn't plug "seagull" and "laxative" into the same Google query!

I usually come across them on other forums that I visit....can't say I was searching seagulls or laxatives

[Tony L]

Three Holy Men and a Bear.

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the Canadian Forces in northern Ontario.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard; a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to
give him first communion and confirmation.

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both
legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'Well, brothers, you
know that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I found me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took hold of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as
a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

[jeffsmith]

[LeafMan66_67]

The awkward moment when you realize the 2012 Olympic logo looks like Lisa Simpson going down on Bart Simpson.

[Dirt Chicken]

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[bluenose]

...seagulls on laxatives...

Funny - but how on earth do you actually find these things? Personally, I wouldn't plug "seagull" and "laxative" into the same Google query!

no doubt...

I wasn't laughing when I saw the baby, but still funny