Random Funnies Thread

[Tony L]

A good one from the days of Regan http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=n6 ... detailpage" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Jimmy]

Reminds me of someone on here

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[GAM]

http://www.demotivation.us/newest/all/i ... 80982.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sandy

[LiverDance]

homebrewing.jpg

[dexter]

http://youtu.be/UwD_QiWPu8I" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
owen who?

[gm-]

Crazy germans

[Jimmy]

This is an examination table. I bought it a few years ago at an auction. My wife and I used it mostly as a prop to spice up our sex life. It was amazing for a few years and we used it every weekend to play doctor. The whole doctor game is getting tired and we've moved on to new roles.
I completely cleaned it with a mild bleach cleaner. It's in excellent shape - no rust or scratches.

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell ... Z494315527

[GAM]

How much for the table Jim?

Sandy

[dexter]

[canuck]

[Jimmy]

[sleepyjamie]

How to uninstall mcafee software

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=bKgf5PaB ... 3Dyoutu.be" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Tony L]

http://imageshack.us/a/img266/8198/l2qw.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[GuingesRock]

"You're not supposed to talk about sex, politics or religion at dinner parties" announced my sister. She shut the conversation on sex and religion down for all of 2 seconds.

That’s probably good etiquette for a beer site too. So to be safe, here's a nice one that seems to be all about sharing your beer with friends.

[Tony L]

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European
scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Canadian Tire for a bit of
shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to
think it couldn't happen to you or your friends....
...
Here's how the scam works: ...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21
year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a
tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride downtown.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to
remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting
herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So
please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the
afternoon.

[ethier.sc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5JGX2 ... ata_player" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Tony L]

I came home last Friday to find my wife in bed with my best friend.
I threw her clothes out into the front yard and told her to go. My best friend went to follow her and I yelled at him to stop.

When she left, I looked at my best friend and said... Bad dog, bad dog.

[dean2k]

[mr x]

There's something about this stupid cat I find really funny.

[GuingesRock]

Quick Newcastle Brown Ale “no bolloks” English TV ads, (English style humour).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-9KWK8M ... verified=1

http://www.multivu.com/mnr/60803-newcas ... 3-campaign

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voyw_tUD ... verified=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lih3D8X ... verified=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0f-NiZfyA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL38iEHY ... verified=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN7xGlbBAxo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsYoq_fH64k

A great video Review of the beer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am0_-pAmuvw

[Tony L]

For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws - legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.



The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."



We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.

[Tony L]

The Dead Horse Theory

The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that:
"When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And, of course...
12. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

All the above are logical reasons why we still have a Canadian Senate.

[gm-]

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.
The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you,
and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork.
The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over the stomach, sides, and chest. Blood gushes from every hole.
The chief screams, "What are you doing?"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"

[GuingesRock]

...and I thought he was going to eat himself to death.

[canuck]

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