Home of the BrewNosers

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy:

If you enjoy the the uncarbonated leftovers from bottling day more than the beer you can buy from the big breweries...

you might be a homebrewer.

Let's see what y'all got

(by the way, I'm enjoying the uncarbonated leftovers from bottling day right now, and it kicks like a mule )

I'll play along...

You're favorite birthday gift is a tub of no-name oxi-clean that your daughter bought as a "joke-gift"

Your winter coats live on the floor in the hallway cause there's no room in the closet due to the brew gear.

This one just happened last night.

You know your a homebrewer when:

Your wife elbows you in a panic at 3:00am to investigate the loud crashing noise downstairs. You groggily answer go back to sleep it is just a bottle exploding.

OntarioBeerkegs wrote:This one just happened last night.

You know your a homebrewer when:

Your wife elbows you in a panic at 3:00am to investigate the loud crashing noise downstairs. You groggily answer go back to sleep it is just a bottle exploding.

It's "just" a bottle exploding???

Yea, that was her response as well.

OntarioBeerkegs wrote:Yea, that was her response as well.

After looking at HPhunter's welcome post I have to add...
You get really excited about pictures of SS pots.

Your girlfriend refers to mass produced beer as, "dirty bathtub water" and "swamp water"...

You find a pack of yeast in your spring jacket the first time you put it on for the season.

You've taken an interest in gardening....

You pass by a grain silo and think what a huge conical that it is.
Or when someone mentions beer, Coors Light don't come to your mind.

Tony L wrote: Or when someone mentions beer, Coors Light don't come to your mind.

I don't get the connection.

derek wrote:

Tony L wrote: Or when someone mentions beer, Coors Light don't come to your mind.

I don't get the connection.

It was a test. You win.