Real ale's image problem

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Real ale's image problem

Post by mr x » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:54 am

From the inexplicable to the abhorrent, the world of real ale is beset by profoundly ill-advised branding. Jeff Pickthall of Pumpclip Parade rounds up some prime examples
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At Alexander Keith's we follow the recipes first developed by the great brewmaster to the absolute letter. :wtf:

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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by BBrianBoogie » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:21 am

Personally, I think this person needs to relax. It's all in good fun. If "it makes the product undesirable to many potential customers" then the brewery can either change it or accept that people with a stick up their ass won't buy their beer. I'd lean towards the latter if it were me.

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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by akr71 » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:21 am

:lol:

X, does that mean you aren't going to brew up a 'Drew Peacock' clone?
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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by derek » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:32 am

I think a lot of people need to relax - but probably not the author of this piece so much :-) I figure if he bothered to write the piece he probably sees the humor.

Still, he's got a point - and it isn't limited to "real ale". American craft brewers have notoriously poor taste in labeling. They even have to get permission for every label they use, but it seems that the only thing that isn't legislated on the label is taste.
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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by LiverDance » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:47 am

There are certain beers that flourish with odd names, like moose drool a very popular craft beer.
"Twenty years ago — a time, by the way, that hops such as Simcoe and Citra were already being developed, but weren’t about to find immediate popularity — there wasn’t a brewer on earth who would have gone to the annual Hop Growers of American convention and said, “I’m going to have a beer that we make 4,000 barrels of, one time a year. It flies off the shelf at damn near $20 a six-pack, and you know what it smells like? It smells like your cat ate your weed and then pissed in the Christmas tree.” - Bell’s Brewery Director of Operations John Mallet on the scent of their popular Hopslam.

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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by derek » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:25 am

I took a look at some of his examples, and I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

I figure a good (or even better, bad) pun is a selling feature, not a turn-off, and the Christmas "stocking filler" was surprisingly tasteful, but I can do without the amazing number of bare butts (all variations on the theme of "moon" :moon: ) and the one that I really couldn't stand was "Parson,s Pledge" which is just an abuse of the English language (put the apostrophe where it belongs, and I rather like it).
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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by derek » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:30 am

akr71 wrote::lol:

X, does that mean you aren't going to brew up a 'Drew Peacock' clone?
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Interestingly, there's more than one English brewery making a "Drew Peacock".
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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by mr x » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:23 pm

That's just bad...
At Alexander Keith's we follow the recipes first developed by the great brewmaster to the absolute letter. :wtf:

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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by BBrianBoogie » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

[quote="derek"]I think a lot of people need to relax - but probably not the author of this piece so much :-)

Thinly veiled insult to me nothwithstanding, I'm not exactly worked up about this. Merely having a discussion about an article. Yes, some of labels are silly/poorly drawn. If they bother you, don't buy beer from said brewery. Me personally, I've got more important things to worry about than looking for such inane things to get worked up about. There's an awful lot of people looking for things to complain about these days. I wouldn't expect a brewery to change just because I don't like something about their packaging. Same issue with the Clown Shoes brewery thing if you've followed that. I figure if I'd make a different beer label than someone else, that's hardly an issue of any real concern. Vive la difference!

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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by derek » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:26 pm

BBrianBoogie wrote:
derek wrote:I think a lot of people need to relax - but probably not the author of this piece so much :-)

Thinly veiled insult to me nothwithstanding,...
Whoa! There was no insult to you, veiled or otherwise. I agreed people need to relax about this sort of thing. I just don't think that anybody who dedicates an entire blog to these designs can be terribly upset by them, himself.
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Re: Real ale's image problem

Post by BBrianBoogie » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:42 am

derek wrote:
BBrianBoogie wrote:
derek wrote:I think a lot of people need to relax - but probably not the author of this piece so much :-)

Thinly veiled insult to me nothwithstanding,...
Whoa! There was no insult to you, veiled or otherwise. I agreed people need to relax about this sort of thing. I just don't think that anybody who dedicates an entire blog to these designs can be terribly upset by them, himself.
Cool, no hard feelings.

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